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The story starts like this,somewhere in the world..there is 1 country as small as peanut called Malaysia.In dis country,the Capital is called Wilayah Persekutuan Kuala Lumpur.And then,somewhere in KL,there is a higher education institute called SEGI College formerly refer as Systematic College.

This college offer hell lotz of courses and one of it,is the DIA(Diploma in Accounting).In dis particular course,in the particular month of May intake,there is 1 guy which been given a name Mr.Ahgua..of cos dat jz da nickname those girls gave him.The real name,for now best remains as secret.

Without having any self evaluation,this guy loves to take picture naked.Futher neglecting all the circumstances,he puts his half naked picture as a display picture on MSN.He doesn't care bout all his MSN contacts feeling nor sickness.There are some ppl,which are totally having a phobia against freaky things,like me...who can't stand dis kind of goooooooooooooooSE bump.

Once,his pathetic internet connection keeps DC DC DC DC DC,and his MSN keep sign in and sign out..making me had to suffer from looking his over DAI-B-Ness picture again and again.

Without talking much more crap,let me present to you.Ladies and Gentlemen.The rumoured Mr.Ah Gua true face.

warning:Don't drink nor eat when proceeding.Those with heart attacks,asma,migraine pls treasure your health and do not proceed!

As our college is having a Prom King and Queen contest.As to show our regards to this Model Student of DIA,our class had organize a special sittings for him which is the Porn King and Queen contest.

By having the most "in" hairstyle,superb chubby face and a great body shape that makes him looks like a hot air ballon.He is the only candidate that fits the position of Porn King.Adding his "ahbeng-ness" colour matching of his hair,where the front fringe and the back part was bleached and highlighted with blond,a habit of swinging his hair every 5 seconds and an extreme fat lips that looks like it had been dipped into the venom of Black Widow Spider which could grant u death wishes with 1 kiss.( neither its fly or direct kiss).His lips,when not closed tight is like a gold fish in an aquarium,gasping desperately for breath and when shutted tight,its like a pair of sausages been compressed together.For more info,pls refer to the picture above.

And so,whats a king without a queen.The candidate for the position of Porn Queen had already been choosen.jz a matter of time.

posted @ 7:48 PM