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It start with one thing,
I don’t know why,
It doesn’t even matter how hard I try,
Keep that in mind, I designed this post,
To remind myself, I TRY SO HARD!

First of all, What is lemon?!

lemon is the common name for Citrus limon. The reproductive tissue surrounds the seed of the angiosperm lemon tree. The lemon is used for culinary and nonculinary purposes throughout the world. The fruit is used primarily for its juice, though the pulp and rind (zest) are also used, primarily in cooking and baking. Lemon juice is about 5% (approximately 0.03 mole per liter) citric acid, which gives lemons a tart taste, and a pH of 2 to 3. This makes lemon juice an inexpensive, readily available acid for use in educational science experiments. Lemons are also known for their sourness.

Back to main subject, Lemon also brings a DEEP meaning with it in Cantonese. It means a guy/girl got rejected when they confess to their love one. Oh fu*k man, I don't wanna eat lemon on my first confession to girl I like eh.Nanti ada Phobia how ?!Then my mummy gonna be damn sad, cause no "sam pou cha" to drink.And all of this gonna be someone's fault.!THAT PIG!

Yesterday,I had an arguement with that PIG.And I once again,engulf with my own temper shouted a sentence which piss her off as well.So,both of us actually pissed off.And I went to bed straight after that,can't sleep and called YuJin go yumcha.He said..once he looked at me,already knew something went wrong...either arguement with mum or with that Pig.Well,really my bro..see thru me with just 1 glance.He told me something..should say its advice in a very indirect way.But,you think you can calm me down when I've lost my temper meh ?So after yumcha,I went back and watched Jackass!Fuiyo...alot crazy stunts that I wanted to do.But if kena my face then how?Eh,I got no $$ to go for operation geh leh.And after that I turned in.

Today,once I woke up..I called that Pig before i even left my bed.She still angry and we can't settle this even we talked for so long.Sial eh !And then we talked on MSN,and that time..I told her that I'm actually pissed off by her words.So we came to and agreement and she made a promise.And things eventually went on smooth.She's not angry anymore and so I called her again...She forced me to tell a joke.What the hell lar!I dam sux in telling joke one..cause before I start telling,me myself already started to laugh like mad jerk.Well,Pig can be sweet sometimes, she said that she would tolerate with me and yeah..I'm trying not to make her angry and so she is.

Tested U mobile today and it worked.WOW! Gonna have lotz of free calls.
Interval 2 hours daily calls.And I got scammed by that Pig.SCAMMER!
Say owe me first,but when you going to give it back leh ?huh huh huh ?

Nowadays, someone keeps mentioning bout giving me lemon whenever she likes. She’s totally addicted to it, and don’t care about the aftermaths that word could bring. She’s had gone to the world of her own thoughts. 3 words…”LEMON LEMON and LEMON”
She knew that this word would invoke a BIG and EXTRAORDINARY reaction to me. And yet she keep use that to tease/sked/kacao/bully me

This fruit is only one that I not gonna eat,drink for the rest of my life!All thanks to someone..until now,I still scared that I gonna receive lemon from her.Cause she keep mentioning about it up until tonight!

posted @ 11:37 PM